WEEKLY NEWS JOURNAL
BIGFOOT SPOTTED AT THE JERSEY SHORE
DINOSAURS LIVING IN THE GRAND CANYON
THE GHOST NEXT DOOR
Disclaimer: The staff of the Weekly News Journal would like to assure readers of this tabloid that the stories contained within these pages are for entertainment purposes only. We know there's no such thing as ghosts or aliens or Bigfoot. We hope you do too. Please do not call our offices to tell us we got our facts wrong. We make up these stories. Have a nice day.